An Italian, a Frenchman and an Parsi were drinking at a bar, discussing
what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with the

finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non

stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her
body with a
special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream
for fifteen minutes straight."

The Parsi says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife
all over her

body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then
made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours,
phenomenal!

What did you do to make her scream for two hours?!?
Parsi: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."

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