After the British colonies, still left are the Parsi colonies, on which the sun never sets! Because:
at 2 am old ladies are chasing stray dogs with sticks,
at 3 am somebody's TV is loud enough to keep the watchmen awake,
at 4 am the granny's wake up to pee,
at 5 am the doodhwala comes from 'parsi' dairy farm
at 6 am somebody takes 46 kicks to start the scooter
at 7 am the 3rd floor neighbour goes “piche ka side ko barabar se dhona, mein roj dekhta hu, tum aisa hi dutty kapda mar ke nikal jata hai” ....to the ‘gari dhowa walo’
at 8 am you hear a frantic mother shouting "mehernosh tu bhona no dabbo bhuligayo" running in a nighty, down the ‘main street’ of the “bagh”
at 9 am someone starts playing chaiye ahme zartosti so loud that you are forced to agree that no one else would cause such torture
at 10 am the ladies are clapping from balconies to call the ‘taja paplet kolmi walo’, adn all such vendors
at 11 am the jobless, wifeless, TV less and hopeless handas come down with a war cry of mc, bc, gaars to play cricket or volleyball
at 12 pm they break a glass
at 1 pm the fight is still on
at 2 pm the fight ends when the aromas from other people's kitchens reminds them that stomach is mightier than the sword
at 3 pm the school kids are returning in a shrill argument over what happened in class, and by the stories you wonder if they even go to same school, (most probably they have sat next to each other all their life)
at 4 pm the old man’s club comes down for a walk and asks the silly obvious questions like “bajar laine aavi” , “office thi aavi”, “college thi aavi” to all aged women returning from anywhere, everyday
at 5 pm the old woman’s parade starts, where the aunties want to walk and the gangubai’s escorting them want to sit
at 6 pm the ‘chillar’ comes down to play (that’s what they used to call ppl below 12 when we used to go down, I believe now it is kidos)
at 7 pm the hero of the parsi colony arrives with ‘karak and naram’ options for all the ladies (the pavwala)
at 8 pm some aspiring Stunt bawa is practicing a wily with his bike and melodramatic teenage girls squealing louder than required
at 9 pm you can hear people saying bye to each other for an entire hour, as the gossip has no end
at 10 pm someone gets enough bones only for 1 stray dog, so the other dogs create a havoc
at 11 pm someone’s grandfather clock gongs out loud eleven times and by the time it stops you missed hearing the last part of your TV serial
at 12 pm the watchman has to show he is working and goes banging the stick
at 1 am some guys play loud music in a car, this time the guy on the 2nd floor wakes up, fights with the youngsters and threatens to call the police
at 2 pm you are peeping from the window to see the commotion, and when he goes in, the old lady thinks it’s the stray dogs barking again and comes out with a stick to chase them…

SEE … THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE PARSI EMPIRE